premieres Tuesday night and will introduce fans to the crew of the Ionian Princess.The cast isn’t all reality show greenhorns, however.Y., native realize she is a lesbian, and she has little patience for girls who are “dabbling” when it comes to dating women.
In the introduction, the Ikki twins, who meet the minimum requirements of generic hotness, briefly reviewed their joint career.
, the objects of affection are Erica and Victoria Mongeon, calendar girls known to a discerning elite as Rikki and Vikki, the "Ikki twins"—avowedly bisexual and, obviously, monozygotic.
According to their online biography, Rikki came out of the womb a few moments earlier, and they came out of the closet almost simultaneously while waitressing at Hooters.
Yes, we’re talking about “Keeping up With the Kardashians,” “Jersey Shore,” “The Hills,” “The Bachelor,” and all the “Real Housewives.” These shows usually follow a group of people who don’t much, and while there’s no doubt that we kill a couple of brain cells watching them, we’re not ashamed to admit that we love—and DVR—them.
The third category, however, are the reality programs that are so bad we can’t believe they made it on the air.
Photos slid past, demonstrating their talent for standing next to Corvettes and proudly clenching hockey sticks.